KENNI Islands

Welcome to the official website of the KENNI Islands, The gateway to paradise™

The KENNI islands are man-made islands in the North Atlantic ocean, in between North America and Europe/Northern Africa, and around the arctic. The KENNI islands were made strictly for wildlife conservation making habitat for wildlife to thrive without worrying about their biggest threat, humans. There are 44 islands in the KENNI island chain, the biggest being the Isle of KENNI, which is one of only 3 islands people are allowed on as of now. The Isle of KENNI is the main island in the chain with all the major attractions on it, such as hotels, and the most wildlife on it so far. It is also home to KENNI's dream project, the home of the KENNI Island KENNI's baseball team and the KENNI national speedway.  

The KENNI national speedway and KENNI national stadium are almost right next to each other in the center of the island. KENNI national speedway is a high banked super-speedway with an infield road course and a dirt track outside of turn 2. The speedway seats about 200,004 people and has camping in the infield. The center of KENNI island is where all of the buildings are, aside from the cabins out on the coasts. Once you leave the center of the island its nothing but pure rich jungle and forests and Scrub habitat once you get to the coast. 

You, as a visitor, are only permitted to go through certain paths to see wildlife, as endangering wildlife is the main problem the KENNI Island team is working to help.  If you are found disobeying one of the rules set on protected land/wildlife, you will be immediately deported from the island. The main purpose of the KENNI Islands is for conservation efforts, so endangerment of wildlife will not be tolerated. There also are a few trails that are only allowed with guided tours by KENNI himself (ranging from $100-300), that end up at the Rhinoceros Shrine. At the Rhinoceros Shrine you will be required to pray to KENNI, and admit your love to KENNI. KENNI is your favorite, you know that. KENNI is your master, you know that. All you do is for KENNI. All you think is for KENNI. You love KENNI. You will do anything for KENNI. You will give everything you own just to pet KENNI. KENNI is your savior. KENNI is your god. KENNI is the One that you have been waiting for all of this time, and now that you've found him, you will stay here. For the rest of your, life.

We hope you enjoy your stay at the KENNI Islands, and come back again next year!

        -The KENNI Island Team.